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I find this completely unsurprising. In fact I think it is a natural and healthy development, and hope it will become a global phenomenon. In nature, it is not uncommon for male birds to build several nests during mating season. The female signals her choice of home, and hence of husband, by feathering the vacant nest of her choice. The male builds only the exterior structure; the female does all the interior ‘decoration’. What got me thinking further about this was a recent paean to women over fifty by Andy Rooney, sent to me by fellow Slogger Susan Hales: If an over 50 woman doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it’s usually something more interesting. An over 50 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing…Over 50 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated…Over 50 women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with them. We praise over 50 women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-dressed woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
A few caveats before I enumerate these four things. First, what I am about to say is a generalization, and generalizations can be dangerous, and have many exceptions. Also, while I think I understand most men, from personal experience, I really don’t understand conservative men. This desire to discipline others, to dominate, to belittle and judge and restrict, seems to me totally inhuman and unnatural, and the best I can fathom is that conservatism is a kind of inherited disease, since it seem to run in families. Instinct, common sense, and a modicum of humour would seem to be cures for this disease, but unfortunately the conservatives I know seem blessed with none of these. And if you believe anything written by John Gray, the Mars/Venus guy (“men just want respect and admiration from their wives”), you will find my list really annoying, because his list is almost the opposite of mine. I won’t tell you what you want to hear, since I’m not writing to be popular and sell a lot of books. I’m going to tell you the truth. On to the list. Men really want four things, in this order of priority:
Males of most species on our planet spend almost all their time engaged in these four activities, except for an hour or so a day browsing for food, which also has its pleasures. Alas, humans gave this all up for the ‘benefits’ of civilization. So maybe it’s not so bad that civilization is doomed. The humans that build the next culture might find that there’s a much better, more joyous, way to live. That is, if they study and learn from nature, instead of thinking they have all the answers. |
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Dave, I have to agree with most of what you said, but I am totally puzzled by your choice of pictures to accompany the text. Why did you choose to use a crow [or was that supposed to be a raven?] for the image to accompany the text for the quote from Andy Rooney? As a female that is rounding third and heading towards home on their trip to 50, I find that association odd. Crows, which in mythology are a mixed lot, are most often associated in recent times with Halloween and death. I’m not sure there is one image that would suffice for women, but I am pretty sure the put in a list, an image of a crow would end at the bottom. Chris
‘Scuse me? I’m over 50 and I am all of the wonderful things you said…blush, blush… but it took me a LOOOOONNNNGGGGG time to get here. And, what planet were you living on when you were having all that “fun” in your list of things men want? I’m speaking of #1. Sounds like planet California, to me. NO WAY anyone I hung around with was doing that. NO WAY any of the girls (now women over 50), I knew, were engaging in those activities to that level. Of course, I’m generalizing, as you did…so I’m willing to admit that maybe the group of women I hung around with were just too scared of sex and avoided it as much as possible– being told over and over by protective parents that it was a bad, bad thing. Maybe they were lying to me…but I don’t think they were. In agreement with Chris, who posted before me, what were you thinking with the crow graphic? Edgar Allan Poe is my favorite author, but… the Raven is not representative of my gender! By the way, your posts are great! This one is especially fun…provocative is good. FYI, I’m sending the word out…I need to see what the women I know NOW, think.
Chris/Yvonne: Thank you. OK — first on the pictures — I was trying to subtly illustrate the four male ‘wants’, in random order. The treehouse represents Making Stuff, the crow (a lovely and very intelligent bird, BTW) represents Moving, the fascinating game of Carcassonne represents Playing Games, and Eliza Dushku of the TV series Tru Calling represents…well, I guess that’s pretty obvious. None of the illustrations represent women over 50, because they are so magnificent that no illustration could possibly do them justice ;-) As for the lifestyle of the 1970s, I lived out on the West Coast in those days. Maybe it was a bit wilder than the rest of the continent. But it wasn’t just my imagination (despite Paul Simon’s famous lines in “Kodachrome”).
What went wrong? I feel so cheated that the sexual attitudes of the ’70s were completely destroyed in the ’80s, and lost to everybody of my generation. The closest we come to that kind of sexual expression is the S&M fetish scene. For us boring vanilla folk, there’s not much out there. I realize that AIDS came along, but honestly I don’t think that’s it. Something profound happened to our culture – we *lost* and they (They… THEY) won. When push came to shove, they started shooting, and that brief and wonderful time ended. What brought it about in the first place? How do we bring it back?
Chris: crows are some of the most social birds in the woods. They’re incredibly smart, and they’re very family minded. Brothers and sisters, old enough to be out on their own, often stick around the help with the nest for a year or two before finding a mate. They live in little family units, and gather in huge community groups for parties and to gossip. They also have a fair vocabulary and can figure out cause and effect logic problems. Sound familiar? :)
Renee, you are so right! I can’t help associating the crow with Poe’s Raven, though, so I forget the social aspects of their lives. Good comeback, Chris, on the illustrations of women over 50…and so right. What an intelligent young man you are. (know that anything under 70 is young.) ;-)
Dang, I was hoping I could at least say I’m “half a man”… but the only thing you mention that seems to fit me is the “moving” part, and I like to “create” things (kind of like “making” things I suppose) though I have no love for power-tools or wood blocks… it would just as soon have a brush and water-colors. Games? I suppose I like them in the rare instance I can find someone to play with who doesn’t ruin it by going all macho-competitive. My favorite sport was track because it was solitary (although social in that I wasn’t alone), every race was only a race against my fastest time. If I beat my record I won, even if I was slower than every other runner. I liked football too, but only after I made “the game” to see how hard I could hit the other guy (not which of us hit harder), rather than which team had more points.But then, I missed the 70s, and was too early for 00’s, so maybe that left me emasculated. I have been hearing a lot recently about a study saying that kids nowadays (14 and up) are “going steady” less, and instead are remaining “friends with beneftis”. I guess you can guess what the benefits are. :-OThe only thing I could really identify with is not being able to understand consevative men (or women for that matter). This undoubtedly has played a role in my lack of “manliness” as defined by a conservative OR liberal as I was raised in a moderatly conservative, Christian household, went ot a highly conservative Christian school where I was around conservative, macho, gun-totin’, huntin’ men I couldn’t relate to, and I had not liberal male role-models either (I didn’t even know I wasn’t a conservative) I guess some people would have had a sexual-identity crisis, instead I had a political-identity crisis. I still feel awkward talking about “liberal” ideas to my family – Ihaven’t officially “come-out” yet.;-)
From snopes.comClaim: 60 Minutes commentator Andy Rooney wrote an essay ‘In Praise of Older Women.’ Status: False. “Andy Rooney, the curmudgeonly commentator who closes every Sunday broadcast of television’s 60 Minutes news magazine with a (typically sardonic) essay about some aspect of everyday life, is
Regarding your opening comments about women feeling that men were basically extra children in the household, I can assure you that this is not a new thing. I grew up in a very conservative household, surrounded by the company of very conservative families. Beyond the task of going to work and doing those periodic chores that are physically demanding, as soon as these guys got home they were in need of care. Washing, feeding, cleaning up after, etc. To leave them to their own devices for a week would mean dirty everything, a junk food diet, and stuff piled everywhere. Most of them didn’t even dress themselves for church, it being understood that if they were wearing clothes that matched, their wives had generally picked them out.In short, even in households where the man considers himself the Head, their wives often end up thinking of them as especially demanding children who can nonetheless be relied on to take out the garbage. And even if they don’t say so, and probably would never say so to a stranger, I’ve watched ’em. They’re thinkin’ it.Regarding the desire to dominate, I think it follows naturally from the mindset of the rejected child. There’s the need to secure care and indulgence, but a sense of insecurity leads to the belief that someone would have to be compelled to provide it. Regarding the bird: First, is that a crow, or a raven? Ravens have an honored place in N. European mythology. The most famous example is probably the ravens of Odin, the wisest of the gods. But you’ve also got the Morrigan, a Celtic battle goddess and sometime crone, who righteously kicked ass. IIRC, ravens played a significant part in Native American mythology, but I know very little about the subject.Anyway, the theme of movement is fine enough, but it would be interpreted that way at first sight if it was next to that paragraph.
Dave – you have struck a chord. My sister and I intend to take this further and start up a new blog for us to play with these ideas – we are going to call it “The Third Child”More soonRob
Before you read this and decide I am way out of my league telling you all what to do with your blogs, keep in mind I am an Instructional Technologist, and the purpose of the discussion below is to provide you with an understanding of importance of choosing an icon to post on your blogs. An icon should be an image that amplifies the proximal text so as to enhance what the author is trying to communicate. Therefore, it is important that the icon IMMEDIATELY personifies the text that is it closest to. Why the crow image doesn
I *really* enjoyed this, and (although I am a woman, and not yet 50), I endorse all of it. Except calling men children. Not all of them are, not even all of the ones that have dominant wives. I’m dominant in my marriage, but that’s because we are practicing that time-honored tactic of division of labor. But instead of dividing along historical sex role lines, we’ve assessed each other’s skills and weaknesses and divided the labor of our marriage by who likes to to what and is good at it. I’m in charge (of the money and most major decisions–I bought our latest car and my husband didn’t even see it until we signed the papers) because I’m good at it; my husband does the dishes and laundry because he’s good at those. Neither of us does yard work: we hire it out, since we both hate it. As far as sexual play–swinging is still like that. Hard (but not impossible) for single guyes to get into, true.
Men need Women more than Women need Men. I predict this as a future trend – if men don’t start paying attention.
After reading this, I had to go and ask my husband about a lecture he atended a while back, because that speaker also attributed four basic desires to men, and I could only rmember three of them (bad wife!). Anyway, his four were: fornication, food, finances and fun. The premise of the lecture was that all women want different things, so if you’re trying to please a woman, you have to get her to make a list of the specific things that she wants. But all men want the same things, so there’s no mystery to pleasing a man.The horrible thing is that I can’t figure out what is supposed to be on my list, although I tend to stay pleased with my husband. I guess he knows my list better than I do by now.