SPAM CAN BE FUN

I’ve decided to try to reduce the tedium of deleting the 150+ pieces of spam I get each day (yes I know there are spam filters out there) by making a game of it. Herewith the first installment of ‘Best of Spam’:
Best tease in a subject line:What is it going to take to get you to answer me?
Most provocative subject line:An important message from John Ashcroft
Funniest subject line: Lose 30 pounds in 3 weeks eating pizza
Unintentially funniest subject line: Get an University Degree
This is just from this morning’s mail. I’m sure there are much better candidates for ‘Best of Spam’: e-mail me or comment me back with your nominations and if there’s enough interest I’ll do a follow-up.